There is a limit to the number of people who are allowed to be in love with me at one time, and you're exceeding it.
Not for any real purpose, just two conversations I wanted to record because I was amused.

CONVO A:

ME: My ex-boyfriend used to hit me. I don't need that shit.
CHRISTIAN: Good. You need a guy like me.
ME: A gay guy?
CHRISTIAN: Yeah.
ME: Then I'd never get laid!
CHRISTIAN: But I'd never cheat on you with another girl!

CONVO B:

CHRISSY: You meet everyone on the Internet! Are any of them hot?
ME: Oh, totally.
CHRISSY: Like?
ME: Well [livejournal.com profile] jameserin is hot! I'd fuck her.
CHRISSY: Why haven't you?
ME: Um, she lives in like, Ohio, for starters.
CHRISSY: What part of Ohio?
ME: Toledo, I think.
CHRISSY: I'm surprised you haven't come up with some excuse for something you just MUST see in Toledo.
ME: What the fuck? Have you ever known me to drive to another state for a booty call?
CHRISSY: No. That's why I'm trying to help you along by coming up with an excuse for something else you need to do in the area.

(Sorry, [livejournal.com profile] jameserin! I swear if you weren't so hot you wouldn't just work yourself into my conversations. ;)

well!

Jan. 31st, 2002 10:24 pm
Andrea told me I hadn't updated today. hehe jessie = dense. I thought i had.

So. Read a dumb article in the paper today. And I thought I was dense. *snigger*

Na ja ... I don't have so much to say. Finally got out of my depressing funk, if only for a couple hours. Must be all that Icebreakers gum. hehe.

Going to see Birthday Girl and rollerblading for my birthday. Cool, na?

Must write emails to people and inform them I am home.

Got a girls email in school today. Cool. Talk to people from school.

Uh ... gym! 45 minutes but I pigged out. Well, whatever. Talked to Andrea. She rocks. Awesome girl.

Heh. That's all. Tschuessi!

Jessie

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