the randomness that is my life

[didvenusblowyourmind]

Not for any real purpose, just two conversations I wanted to record because I was amused.

CONVO A:

ME: My ex-boyfriend used to hit me. I don't need that shit.
CHRISTIAN: Good. You need a guy like me.
ME: A gay guy?
CHRISTIAN: Yeah.
ME: Then I'd never get laid!
CHRISTIAN: But I'd never cheat on you with another girl!

CONVO B:

CHRISSY: You meet everyone on the Internet! Are any of them hot?
ME: Oh, totally.
CHRISSY: Like?
ME: Well jameserin is hot! I'd fuck her.
CHRISSY: Why haven't you?
ME: Um, she lives in like, Ohio, for starters.
CHRISSY: What part of Ohio?
ME: Toledo, I think.
CHRISSY: I'm surprised you haven't come up with some excuse for something you just MUST see in Toledo.
ME: What the fuck? Have you ever known me to drive to another state for a booty call?
CHRISSY: No. That's why I'm trying to help you along by coming up with an excuse for something else you need to do in the area.

(Sorry, jameserin! I swear if you weren't so hot you wouldn't just work yourself into my conversations. ;)

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_venus_/]

Oh Shari, that would be SUPERHOT. Did I mention this boy is an ABERCROMBIE MODEL? I don't think he's bi, though (even for me!) ... he's a pretty touchy person in general, and I'm pretty sure that extends to other girls too (though I don't know, as I've only seen pix, they NEVER come to Apex, I don't know why the fuck not) and he's had a kind of fucked up life. Haha, he did send me a random text the other day that just said, "Let's fuck."

I'm going to send you a pic later ... because, you know, I'm totally content to play the role of hag!

[shizam-i-am.livejournal.com]

idk about the maybe bi thing but i can back you up on the he's very touchy part.. because he totally is. i don't see him too often or anything but when i do.. yeah. very physical lol

[http://users.livejournal.com/_venus_/]

Haha yeah. He's totally GAY GAY GAY. Just super-touchy. I have no real idea why ... I guess some people are just touchier than others! But really, that's okay. As long as they aren't CREEPY.