the randomness that is my life

[didvenusblowyourmind]

Not for any real purpose, just two conversations I wanted to record because I was amused.

CONVO A:

ME: My ex-boyfriend used to hit me. I don't need that shit.
CHRISTIAN: Good. You need a guy like me.
ME: A gay guy?
CHRISTIAN: Yeah.
ME: Then I'd never get laid!
CHRISTIAN: But I'd never cheat on you with another girl!

CONVO B:

CHRISSY: You meet everyone on the Internet! Are any of them hot?
ME: Oh, totally.
CHRISSY: Like?
ME: Well jameserin is hot! I'd fuck her.
CHRISSY: Why haven't you?
ME: Um, she lives in like, Ohio, for starters.
CHRISSY: What part of Ohio?
ME: Toledo, I think.
CHRISSY: I'm surprised you haven't come up with some excuse for something you just MUST see in Toledo.
ME: What the fuck? Have you ever known me to drive to another state for a booty call?
CHRISSY: No. That's why I'm trying to help you along by coming up with an excuse for something else you need to do in the area.

(Sorry, jameserin! I swear if you weren't so hot you wouldn't just work yourself into my conversations. ;)

Comments

[oboe-sama.livejournal.com]

convo a = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkVVjOBZthU, haha

[sevenandthree.livejournal.com]

hahahahahaha omg. don't be sorry, i love it. i know make it my mission to come up with something amazing for you to see in ohio. ;) and you know, you can totally work me into other areas of your life as well. *cough* ;)

can i show people this convo? it made my day. my brother will get a kick out of it. i have to leave now to go see harry potter but i'll check for replies once i get back.

*hug*

[sevenandthree.livejournal.com]

*now.

see, you made me all flustered and i couldn't type. =P

[http://users.livejournal.com/_venus_/]

I'm sure I wouldn't protest! ;)

Anyway, yes, feel free to show whoever. Have fun at Harry Potter!

[sevenandthree.livejournal.com]

you can protest if you want, that makes it more fun for me. ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_venus_/]

That's pretty hot, too.

But, damn you, don't make me horny. I'm at work where there is sadly NO SEX. (There could be, but it's definitely not any I'd WANT.)

[sevenandthree.livejournal.com]

well, i'll just have to wait till you're home then, won't i?

[cherrygurl31.livejournal.com]

Ok, I've been reading a lot of stuff going on between you and Christian lately (I also saw your post on Maryam's LJ earlier today when she was bored at work) and he TOTALLY wants you. He may be gay, but for you, this guy sounds like he would totally be bi. GUH. That would be hot for you!! Could you imagine the things the 2 of you could do?!! Ok, sorry. I'll get my mind out of the gutter now. :D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_venus_/]

Oh Shari, that would be SUPERHOT. Did I mention this boy is an ABERCROMBIE MODEL? I don't think he's bi, though (even for me!) ... he's a pretty touchy person in general, and I'm pretty sure that extends to other girls too (though I don't know, as I've only seen pix, they NEVER come to Apex, I don't know why the fuck not) and he's had a kind of fucked up life. Haha, he did send me a random text the other day that just said, "Let's fuck."

I'm going to send you a pic later ... because, you know, I'm totally content to play the role of hag!

[shizam-i-am.livejournal.com]

idk about the maybe bi thing but i can back you up on the he's very touchy part.. because he totally is. i don't see him too often or anything but when i do.. yeah. very physical lol

[http://users.livejournal.com/_venus_/]

Haha yeah. He's totally GAY GAY GAY. Just super-touchy. I have no real idea why ... I guess some people are just touchier than others! But really, that's okay. As long as they aren't CREEPY.

[jittrbugg.livejournal.com]

I have ummm... family? in Ohio. If that helps you guys any.

hahaha

[aftereverything.livejournal.com]

Ohio is very close to Indiana! So two friend stops for the price of one?