the randomness that is my life

[didvenusblowyourmind]

Not for any real purpose, just two conversations I wanted to record because I was amused.

CONVO A:

ME: My ex-boyfriend used to hit me. I don't need that shit.
CHRISTIAN: Good. You need a guy like me.
ME: A gay guy?
CHRISTIAN: Yeah.
ME: Then I'd never get laid!
CHRISTIAN: But I'd never cheat on you with another girl!

CONVO B:

CHRISSY: You meet everyone on the Internet! Are any of them hot?
ME: Oh, totally.
CHRISSY: Like?
ME: Well jameserin is hot! I'd fuck her.
CHRISSY: Why haven't you?
ME: Um, she lives in like, Ohio, for starters.
CHRISSY: What part of Ohio?
ME: Toledo, I think.
CHRISSY: I'm surprised you haven't come up with some excuse for something you just MUST see in Toledo.
ME: What the fuck? Have you ever known me to drive to another state for a booty call?
CHRISSY: No. That's why I'm trying to help you along by coming up with an excuse for something else you need to do in the area.

(Sorry, jameserin! I swear if you weren't so hot you wouldn't just work yourself into my conversations. ;)

Comments

[sevenandthree.livejournal.com]

hahahahahaha omg. don't be sorry, i love it. i know make it my mission to come up with something amazing for you to see in ohio. ;) and you know, you can totally work me into other areas of your life as well. *cough* ;)

can i show people this convo? it made my day. my brother will get a kick out of it. i have to leave now to go see harry potter but i'll check for replies once i get back.

*hug*

[sevenandthree.livejournal.com]

*now.

see, you made me all flustered and i couldn't type. =P

[http://users.livejournal.com/_venus_/]

I'm sure I wouldn't protest! ;)

Anyway, yes, feel free to show whoever. Have fun at Harry Potter!

[sevenandthree.livejournal.com]

you can protest if you want, that makes it more fun for me. ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_venus_/]

That's pretty hot, too.

But, damn you, don't make me horny. I'm at work where there is sadly NO SEX. (There could be, but it's definitely not any I'd WANT.)

[sevenandthree.livejournal.com]

well, i'll just have to wait till you're home then, won't i?