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Renee and Kenny Split. Well, that was quick.

Britney names her baby Sean Preston. At least it's not that weird. Meanwhile, acting like a complete spoiled brat, her family has their own rooms IN the hospital, she has a tented balcony off her room, and a private chef. Dear Britney, please don't breed again.

Heidi Klum gave her new baby the longest name ever. I didn't even know she gave birth, because Yahoo! was too busy going on about Britney.

Holy God, Lindsay's eating again.

Unfortunately, Nicole isn't.